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Book Review

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by echoball, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books.............

    "Titanic" by James Cameron & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition
    that they were nearly identical stories!

    His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

    Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99
    Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99

    Titanic: . Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton:. ... Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
    subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic: . Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton: .... Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: ..... Let's not go there.

    Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
    Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let' s not go there, either.

    Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
  2. "Lets not go there" :LOL:
  3. That's GOLD! :LOL:
  4. LOL...made my next 5 mins
  5. now thats funny to bad stuff like that never worked for me at school
  6. :LOL: