It's green, very very green. It's Hot and apparently in some way Buttered. It's large, about 43" long. It's difficult to carry on a motorcycle. It's in pretty good condition. It has a strap to help you stay attached to it when a wave hits you. It's in Drummoyne, you need to come to it. It may or may not assist you in scoring a hot boogie board riding chick, the existence of which is proved below. It may or may not be laughed at by "real" surfers. PM me for the board. No, I can't supply the chick.