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Bogan Jokes...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pete the freak, Feb 15, 2007.

  1. With all the bitching and moaning about stupid bogans lately, thought these might be good for a chuckle...

    Q. Two bogan chicks jump off a cliff. Who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a bogan chick use as protection during sex?
    A. Bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old bogan girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. Why did the bogan girl cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

    Q. What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. What's the first question during a bogan quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?

    Q. Two bogan chicks in a car without any music - who is driving?
    A. The policeman!

    Q. What's the difference between a bogan boy and a bogan girl?
    A. The bogan girl has a higher sperm count
  2. What's the definition of a bogan?

    Someone who lives in a mobile home with six cars that aren't.....
  3. I got one, i got one.

    I think it complies, it's about a bogan, and it's a joke.

    Schapelle Corby is innocent :rofl: :rofl:
  4. Woodsy, two Ns in innocent... Ya Bogan!! :p
  5. Doh........... Mmmmmm Beeeeer
  6. Bahhhahahahah! Ahhh, the memories of Newcastle.

    Regards, Andrew.
  7. threre's actually 3......ya bogan!!!

  8. Yeah, what he said :p :p
  9. Ya no wen u r a Bogan wen yur sista/mum/arntee is called mercedes! :grin:
  10. i used to work with 2 mercedes'. one was the bosses, the other one stripped. lol
  11. But there's only one r in there...ya bogan!!!
  12. just testing yah..... keyboard here is stuffed.
  13. [​IMG]

    You dont have to be near a river to get a bite

    Are you sure its the keyboard? :LOL:
  14. yes i'm sure...... it's old and types more than 1 letter when you press a key.....already orderred (therre it goes again :evil: ) a new one.

    not good as i email exterrnal companies a lot....i guess it's the "R" that is playing up at the moment
  15. .. so it would be great if you were a pirate, 'cos it would go arrrrrrrrrrrr
  16. A married bogun couple were having a drink and the man bogun says to his wife bogun " I'll bet you can't say in the one sentence something that will make me happy and sad at the same time!'

    She thinks for a bit (hard for a bogun!) and replies...................

    "you have a bigger d#ck than your brother's" :rofl: :rofl:
  17. Alas my sailing skills are somewhat lacking... i do have a parrot though...2 actually
  18. A newly wed bogan woman whom married a non-bogan man are about to start their honeymoon.

    At the hotel the husband enters the room after a shower to reveal his D*&# for the first time to his bogan wife. She replies "Ooooh what a whopper" The husband slaps her to the ground and scolds her. She replies "What was that for?" He replies "For knowing the difference"