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Blood Ninja

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by mcbigg, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. I pinched this link from another forum.


    I was in hysterics reading some of the IRC conversations this guy had, so I thought I'd share.

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
  2. Lmao, thats some seriously f*cked up sh*t
    i love it :) keep em comin rhino
  3. "I put on my robe and wizard hat." has become damn near a pick up line in some circles I know.
  4. ROFLOL...
    I'm sure i stumbled across a heap of these... or i could just go visit bash.org again ;)
  5. Ahh the bloodninja, I remmber reading these things awhile ago its f*cking hilarious :LOL: