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Blonde Puzzle

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by echoball, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
    the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
    to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
    to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .

    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
  2. :LOL: :LOL:
    Heard one the other day that was similar. It had to do with blonde building something out of lego but using nutra grain instead and couldn't get the parts to fit.
    that was the jist of it anyhow.

    gave me a giggle
  3. Ahahaha that's hilarious :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: