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Blonde joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by goodcruzn V4, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
    immediately turns to her and makes his move.

    "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
    strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

    The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
    the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
    "Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
    "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
    ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
    stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out
    a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
    suppose that is?"

    The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest

    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
    discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"
  2. Sometimes I think that some blondes are really not blonde.
  3. Not hilarious, (maybe if I was stoned) but I good turn around on your average blonde joke.