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Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by bass_player, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. A blind man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. 5 minutes later he asks the bartender: “BARTENDER want to hear a blonde joke?” The whole bar suddenly turned silent. and a lady whispered in his ear:”I think you should know 5 things before u start the joke, considering you are blind:
    1. The bartender is a blonde.
    2. The security guard is a blonde.
    3.Im a 6 foot blonde karate champion.
    4.The lady next to you is a 6'5? wrestling champion; and
    5. The lady next to her is a women’s world champion heavyweight; she is also blonde. Now, ask yourself do u really want to continue the joke? And the blind man says “F**K NO, THEN I’LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT 5 TIMES.”

  2. Love it!

    Well done, thanks for the laugh! :)
  3. Nice one.