A blind man and his guide dog entered a bar and found their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yelled to the bartender. "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" Immediately the bar became silent. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him said, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6-foot tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy thought a moment, sighed, and replied. "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to repeat it five times."