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blonde joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by iwantabiggerbike, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hand behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gun shot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

    And yes, Linda is a blonde :eek: :eek:

  2. Joke?? It's a true story... and funny!
  4. I think a recent episode of "Mythbusters" completely busted the urban myth that an aerosol anything could explode in the heat of a car interior no matter how hot it got.

    Doesn't stop the JOKE from being funny, though.
  5. and i proved them wrong by having a rexona can explode under the drivers seat of my car. I had 2 cans in the car. The bottom of the second can was bulging like a MOFO. It had gone from an "innnie" to an "outie".

    AND yes i did see that myth busters episode and it was quite funny. Come to think of it it's on tonight.
  6. Mythbusters 7:30 pm SBS, don't miss it if you can.