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blonde joke....no offence, could even be a redhead or brunette :)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by caz64, Sep 14, 2015.

  1. A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
    She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
    'What's up?' she asks.
    'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband..
    The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the telephone, but just as she's dialing, her four-

    Year-old son comes up and says, 'Mummy, Mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the

    Wardrobe, and she has no clothes on'.

    The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past

    Her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally

    Naked and cowering on the floor.
    'You rotten biatch', she screams.
    'My husband's having a heart attack and you're running around naked, playing hide and

    Seek with the bloody kids!'
    • Funny Funny x 4