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Blonde and the Ventriloquist

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grange, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. A ventriloquist is doing his act at the summer show and telling a few blonde jokes.
    Suddenly, a blonde woman stands up at the back and shouts out angrily
    "You bastard , it's always the same , telling everyone that blondes are stupid. Well, we're not"
    "Look, I'm sorry" says the ventriloquist, apologetically.
    "It's just the act, I didn't mean to..."
    "I'm not talking to you," interrupts the blonde heatedly, "it's that little bastard on your knee who's telling all the jokes!"

  2. LoL

    Made me giggle!
  3. as soon as i saw the title i was waiting for it. :LOL: