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Blind man in a bar....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by MelbourneMick, Dec 17, 2012.

  1. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a
    blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you
    tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde,
    the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting
    next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a ...
    rugby player. The fella to
    your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is
    blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The
    blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

  2. I dont get it
  3. *disclaimer for those that are not blondes but are morons (we all know there will be some)....I'm joking with the "I dont get it" thing.
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  4. ...nice save...:p
  5. ...I don't get it!......
  6. did you just out yourself as a moron? :p
  7. :poop:
  8. Too many blondes in this thread....
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