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Blind man and girls bar

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Lunchbox, Aug 18, 2007.

  1. A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.



    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
    hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
    voice, the Woman next to him says,

    "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that
    you are blind -- that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
    weightlifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
    joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

    "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
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  2. an oldie but good all the same
     
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