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Blind Cashier

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Seany, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

    She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
    goes over to the counter.

    The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She
    says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and

    He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind, but, if you'll drop it on
    the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it
    from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He
    says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco
    404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination,
    and it's on sale this week for $44."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound it makes when you drop it on the counter."

    She then accidently drops her purse and her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds
    like a Visa card," he says.

    As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally
    farts. At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no
    way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it
    on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?"

    He answers, the Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
  2. now that IS funny.........