Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

Black Testicles

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tim^, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
    oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
    A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
    Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
    Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
    from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
    testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
    "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
    slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
    closely........................ A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?