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Bill and the pickle factory

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by takagawa, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. See Bill, he worked in a pickle factory for a number of years. One day he came home to his wife and confesses to her, he had a terrible compulsion, he had an urge to stick my penis into the pickle slicer. His wife consoles him and tells him to go to see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill was too embarassed to do that so he vowed to her that he would overcome his problem.

    One day, a few weeks later Bill comes home from work, and his wife could tell that something was seriously wrong.
    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
    "You know the time I told you about my uncontrollable urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?", he replies.
    "Oh my god Bill, you didn't..."
    "Yes, I did."
    "My god Bill, what happened?"
    "I got fired."
    "No I meant what of the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh... she was fired too."