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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Dec 14, 2006.
What bike do pirates ride?
that was so bad I think it gave me cancer...
Have you heard about the new Pirates Movie?
Its rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
oh god no.... my turn...
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
And do you know why eswen?
Because of all the booty!
why are pirates called "pirates"?
because they Arrrrrrrrr!
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some Arrrrrrrr and AARRRRGGH!
what do priate bikers hate the most?
Edit: took the h out...
That was so bad!
I try :wink: back to work now I'll come and play some more later...
oh btw we should have this on netrider...
This thread is offensive.
I clicked away expecting a serious and leve-headed discussion on the benefits and disadvantages of being a riding pirate. Yet here I see nothing but contempt. How dare you?
I bid you good day sir!
The pirate keyboard
So you watch a bit of the *ahem* 'perverted arts' then Eswen
"Pirates (XXX)" was great.
I've got it on my computer
Pirate pickup lines.
yeah its awesome!!! when mat told me the "did you hear about the new pirates movie, its rated arrr" joke i thought he was talking about that
:!: ??? :!: I'm obviously missing something life changing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(Porn_Film) (link is sort of work safe)
spoilers warning on the wikipedia link!
MMMmnnn oh well what ever floats your boat :wink:
(keeping in the pirate theme)
I got a t-shirt with this printed on it - tis me bike riding shirt ye lubbers
Mate - Captain we got a problem with the mizzen mast
Captain - what's the problem with the mizzen mast
Mate - it's mizzen
Yeah I know .......lame