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Biker Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' started by Ktulu, Oct 6, 2006.

  1. You never know which coffee night you'll need a good pickup line for :p

    "Hey baby, let me buy you a new rear-tyre."

    "Do you have protection...
    Of course baby, I always carry a Shoei."

    "Is that gravel rash on your Draggin's, or a bike trail to heaven?"

    "Your Dainese leathers look good on you... they'd look better on my bedroom floor."

    "Hey baby, I'll lube your chain if you clean my sprockets."

    "Do you want to polish my helmet?"

    "Do you always wear knee pads at home or are you just happy to see me?"

    All lines so far from other thread. Props to GS5Hundy and LPCIII for a few.

    "Is that gravel rash on your Draggin's or a bike trail to heaven?"

    "Want to ride something big and hard that goes all night?
    ... my GSXR is parked out the front."

    "Damn girl, I'd have to take those curves at full lean."