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Big Kevin

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by bass_player, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
    Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
    to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the
    problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there was no
    male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their
    problem, the Zoo management noticed Kevin, a big Kiwi lad, responsible
    for fixing the Zoo’s machinery.
    Kevin, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed
    with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo
    administrators thought they might have a solution. Kevin was approached with
    a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
    Kevin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
    over carefully. The following day, Kevin announced that he would accept
    their offer, only under three conditions:
    “First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kuss er.”
    “Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus.”
    The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
    what was his third condition.
    “Wull,” said Kevin, “You gotta give me another wik to come up with the

    Apologies to any NZ people who are offended by this. Just thought it would be a good break from the sheep jokes..... :grin:
  2. LoL Nice one.

    A few good jokes going up today!

  3. Another nice one.