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[Beware Bunnings Scam]

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by rooboy, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Bunnings customers.


    Particularly now its almost holidays, and that means “projects†to most men!

    (making stuff, or fixing stuff)

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping at Bunnings.
    Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
    are packing your shopping into the boot.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
    breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them they ask you for a ride to another Bunnings - or Coles.

    You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
    over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
    steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, &24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
    yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So be careful.
  2. Anyone know where I can get cheap wallets? :LOL:
  3. Yep: Bunnings!
  4. OK, I confess: the girls are working for me.
    That's right - I get the oral sex and your wallet. :grin:
  5. That's cool :) ..........oh and tell the girls, that bad rash I had when I seen 'em....they better see a doc....Quick! :LOL: :LOL:
  6. No worries, they mentioned something about it as they handed me your wallet so I sent those two straight to the hospital to get checked out. Fortunately the doctors managed to clear up the infection, but just to be safe we're going to wait a few weeks then do more tests. In the meantime I'll be short two staff, as those girls won't be working until their test results come back clear.

    By the way - it would really help if everyone could get some money out from an ATM before they go to Bunnings. :grin:

    Also, I found a receipt in someone's wallet that I can't quite make out - some of the writing has rubbed off. It reads as follows:

    The Sexy B--ny-rd

    1 Infl-tabl- she-p -ex doll with re-l w-ol. $129.95 inc GST

    If you need the receipt let me know and I'll post it to you.
  7. Not mine! I also had velcro gumboots on mine!
  8. Phew, lucky this shit only happens in Adelaide.
    Guess it's safe for me to go to Bunnings after all.
    $u^k it!

  9. ah thats classic i thought this would have been about how you go into bunnings for a new jigsaw and walk out with a new drill press a new bbq 1000 tools you will never use but feel you might need one day
  10. happens in my town all the time...never can find my wallet when I need it