So there I am this morning minding my own business, making a hash of parking my bike on Sussex street, don’t usually commute on motorbike, new rider, parking skills not refined... OCD kicking in about how I park, anyway: “BEEP” whoa, stop, look up, who did that, why? No idea, carry on shuffling the bike around. “BEEP” seriously, wtf? “BEEP” – gaaah who, the… ...no, wait, tank bag and horn button touching when bars at full lock – what a tool. Made me laugh – at myself.