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Bee funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Nov 4, 2005.

  1. In keeping with the satisfactory resolution of pvda's bee problem, herewith a couple of really lame bee jokes

    What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?
    Swarm here, isn't it?

    Why did the bee cross the road?
    Because it was the chicken's day off.

    Why did the bee take the train?
    He missed his flight.

    What Does A Bee Use To Comb Her Hair?
    A Honey comb!

    And finally (thanks goodness, I hear you say)

    Why does a bee hum?
    Because he doesn't know the words!
  2. I don't know if I should be laughing or crying... :p :LOL:
  3. Why didn't you post these when the bees arrived.

    I could recited the jokes to the bees and the would've either;

    - Attacked me
    - Left, disgusted at the lame jokes or
    - Asked me for hornet600's address and headed North to attack him :wink:

    And people think I post some lame jokes, which reminds me, I'll post a Friday Arvo Funny a bit later.
  4. Bee stopps his car on the side of the road and pisses into the fuel tank. Why?
    It only runs on BP. :roll: Kill me if this tread continues. :LOL:
  5. HAHAHA, i nearly choked and fell off my Chair. That was so Lame it was genuienly funny!!
  6. Somebody's gonna cop a sever beeting for this.
  7. You lot should learn to Bee Hive yourselves :roll: