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Banking Crisis hits Japan

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Nickers330, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. Update on Banking crisis... news from Japan

    Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

    In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

    Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

  2. Yeah, there's definitely something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...
    Nice one Nick!
  3. I love it; Joke of the Week, at least :LOL: (y)
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  5. The wheels have also come off at the Nissan bank and the Bank of Sake has gone into liquidation...
  6. #7 bulby, Oct 14, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 24, 2015
    ROFLMAO!! Top stuff. Thanks for making me lol out of nowhere on the train like a doofus :D