I found it very hard to believe that there was no bad pick up lines thread here; but I couldnt find any with the serch functiuon Damn I wish you were my homework, so I could do you on the table If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." You must have fallen from heaven That would explain how you messed up your face Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand. Man: "Would you like to dance?" Womanlooks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!" So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? So. you're a girl huh? When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together. guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven? girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?? He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?" Guy: I would die for you... Girl: Prove it man: I'm all you've got cutie response: then I must not have alot Im not a tease !! Just a reminder of what you cant have! "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator. "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." "So, wanna go back to my place?" "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too." "What sign were you born under?" "No Parking." "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone." "Haven't we met before?" "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." "I want to give myself to you." "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." "I can tell that you want me." "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave." "Hey, baby, What's your sign?" "Stop." "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." "May I see you pretty soon?" "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?" "Your body is like a temple." "Sorry, there are no services today." "I'd go through anything for you." "Good! Let's start with your bank account." "I would go to the end of the world for you." "Yes, but would you stay there?" "Your place or mine?" "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." After hearing a pickup line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure. If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken." He: Would you like to dance? She: Not with you. He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did. Q: Does beauty run in your family? A: It obviously doesn't in yours! Q: What's your name sexy? A: Taken! Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? A: Yeah, but this time don't stop! Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here. A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I! He: Your legs go clear up to your ass. She: Most peoples' do! Q: Can I buy you a drink? A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too! "You look like a dream." Response: "Go back to sleep." He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world? "I can see forever in your eyes." Response: "But all I can see is never in yours." "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included." Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.