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Bad news and good

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by titus, Mar 2, 2009.

  1. An elderly couple go for a holiday by the seaside. One evening the wife tells her husband, "I'm just going for a walk along the foreshore". He nods off and doesn't wake until the next day, realising that she hasn't come back.

    So he calls the cops, who start a search. Nothing is heard until evening when two coppers come to the motel and knock on the old man's door.

    "We've got some bad news for you, but also some good news... and some even better news", the Senior Constable says.

    "We found your wife in a deep rock pool. I'm afraid she is deceased, sorry to tell you". After a little while when the old bloke composes himself a bit, the copper adds, "But the good news is that when we pulled her up, there were a half a dozen crays and as many crabs attached to her. Here's your share!" and he hands him a bucket full of fresh crustaceans.

    "And the even better news," adds the other cop, "is that if you want to come along, we're going back now to pull her up again!"