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bad jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Nov 8, 2005.

  1. What do you call a New Zealand farmer with a sheep under each arm?


     
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  2. pimp??
     
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  3. A bigamist?
     
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  4. damn right :D
     
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  5. lucky? (he is a New Zealander after all)
     
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  6. Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?
     
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  7. He wanted a Czech mate :)

    Justin.
     
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  8. Why are crocodiles brown and flat?
     
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  9. not sure about this one but i have suspisions as to the topic of the answer!!
     
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  10. there were two birds sitting on a perch and one said to the other something smells fishy :)
     
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  11. What do you call a fish without any eyes?

    A fsh.
     
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  12. oooh i love this thread. for some reason i laugh hardest at bad jokes.

    what do polar bears eat for lunch?
     
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  13. becuase if they were round and yellow, they'd be lemons :LOL:
     
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  14. i really hope its better than ice bergers :p
     
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  15. do i want to know?



    # What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?













    # Let's get on the ship, men!
     
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  16. What do you call a three legged donkey?
     
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  17. anything you like, it can't come when you call it?
     
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  18. Wonkey?

    Justin.
     
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  19. What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bathtub?
     
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  20. wonkey donkey

    throw in your washing

    Q:-whats black and pink and sits in a tree











    A:-crow with a hard on
     
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