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bad jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Nov 8, 2005.

  1. What do you call a New Zealand farmer with a sheep under each arm?

  2. pimp??
  3. A bigamist?
  4. damn right :D
  5. lucky? (he is a New Zealander after all)
  6. Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?
  7. He wanted a Czech mate :)

  8. Why are crocodiles brown and flat?
  9. not sure about this one but i have suspisions as to the topic of the answer!!
  10. there were two birds sitting on a perch and one said to the other something smells fishy :)
  11. What do you call a fish without any eyes?

    A fsh.
  12. oooh i love this thread. for some reason i laugh hardest at bad jokes.

    what do polar bears eat for lunch?
  13. becuase if they were round and yellow, they'd be lemons :LOL:
  14. i really hope its better than ice bergers :p
  15. do i want to know?

    # What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

    # Let's get on the ship, men!
  16. What do you call a three legged donkey?
  17. anything you like, it can't come when you call it?
  18. Wonkey?

  19. What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bathtub?
  20. wonkey donkey

    throw in your washing

    Q:-whats black and pink and sits in a tree

    A:-crow with a hard on