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bad joke 2

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by roundabout, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and compare stories on how they died:

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible.

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked every where, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

  2. I like it!

  3. A good variation of the old "man in the freezer" gaga.
  4. Hahasnort!! lol
  5. LOL

    Nice one!