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bad joke 1

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by roundabout, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. A Priest was seated next to an Aussie on a flight to New Zealand .
    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a Bundy rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
    The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
    He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
    The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said

    "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
  2. Me too! lol!