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Bad Day....for whom?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by gsxr1000, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. Puts your bad day in perspective...

    A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
    hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him grabs his
    drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

    "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
    "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying".

    "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
    can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
    so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
    stolen and I have no insurance.

    I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab
    left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife
    in bed with the gardener.

    So I came to this bar trying to work up the
    courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink my poison.