From http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23631411/ Click on the links at side... What would compel a parent to bestow a newborn with a name like â€œTiny Hookerâ€ or â€œFanny Largeâ€? Or an amusing choice like â€œWanna Towell"? Itâ€™s not just Hollywoodâ€™s elite opting for unique, embarrassing namesâ€”throughout history, normal people separated their offspring from the masses with truly terrible names. Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases: Al Caholic Oliver Clothesoff I.P. Freely Seymour Butz Mike Rotch Hugh Jass Amanda Hugginkiss Ivana Tinkle Anita Bath Maya Buttreeks It's not just the Yanks either. When I lived in the Latrobe Valley, the local paper used to publish all the new baby photos and their names. There was one poor kid who scored the name "Krystal D1ck"