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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grange, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked
    around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

    "Are you my doctor?" he asked.

    "Yes, I am," said the doctor.

    The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during
    the birth."

    He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

    "Yes, I am," said the mother.

    "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he

    He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

    "Yes, I am," his father answered.

    The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the
    forehead with his index finger.

    "Hurts doesn't it!"