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B1RD5 & B335 (Birds & bees)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by BoogieMan, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
    The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
    Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
    from my hard drive.
    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
    had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
    button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
    You've Got Male!"

  2. Good one!! :LOL: :LOL:
  3. Phew, just in time. It's time to tell my kids something. Thanks!
  4. Little boy says to his dad, "Dad, where did I come from?"
    Dad replies, "Pittsburgh."