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Australia's new Citizen Questionaire

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Flipper, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. Do you know the answers to these:





    LANGUAGE

    1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain
    the origin of the term "died in the arse"?

    2. What is a mole?

    3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz;
    chuck a U-ey?

    4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy
    the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few
    snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the
    pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies.
    Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
    after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."



    CUSTOMS

    1.Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their
    Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening
    to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will
    each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye
    and having a slash?

    2. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's
    rockin' don't bother .

    b) You're going home in the back of a .

    c) Fair suck of the .

    3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

    4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a
    wedgie?

    5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their
    front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Keith and does he
    have a wife called Cheryl?



    FOOD

    1.Does your family regularly eat a dish involving
    mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken
    noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see
    ming?

    2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

    3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

    4. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat
    other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your
    own?

    5. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b"
    is required by law to be included in a hamburger with
    the lot?



    CULTURE

    1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair
    of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

    2. Who would you like to crack on to?

    3. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John
    "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

    4. Is there someone you are only mates with because they
    own a trailer or have a pool?

    5. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
     
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  2. Hahaha.

    That's one hell of a ripper mate!

    Another question to be asked is: What does "buggered" mean? Then use it in a sentence.
     
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