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aussieness competition

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by waedwe, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. Two families move from Afghanistan to Australia .

    When they arrive the two fathers make a bet.

    In a years time which ever family has become more Australian will win.

    A year later they meet again.

    The first man says

    “Gday mate, my sons playing footy, I had a pie for lunch and I’m on my way to pick up a slab of VB. How about you?â€

    The second man replies “ F*%k off ya towel head b&*tardâ€