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Aussie bikers lament...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Assassin, May 27, 2008.

  1. dump poem I wrote last night ..... :grin:

    Aussie bikers lament

    We are best mates, me Yammy and I,
    When we’re together, she makes me so high.
    She never complains, she loves me to bits,
    Even when I bring home the girlfriend with the big tits.

    I give her a handful, and I kick her in the guts,
    The Michy’s light up as I let go the clutch.
    We scream along the freeway at a hundred k plus
    Heading for the Spur is definitely a must.

    Damn! She’s always so hot, even when she’s not clean
    And to know that she’s really mine is an incredible dream.
    I twist the grip hard and the tacho takes a real hiding
    So I buy her the best so we can go a sliding.

    But look out for the cops, as they hide in the bushes
    Taking down numbers and looking at badges.
    Give us a break; you mean old buggers,
    We’re just having some fun
    Why aren’t you out, looking for muggers.....

    Sass :cool:

  2. :LOL:
    Nice one !
  3. Oh my god, I cringed at some parts but applauded others. Sass you don’t happen to have a female version of that do you?