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At least they left a letter...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by rob_, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. I know its results time for some people for their midyears at uni, and any unit 3 exams at victorian schools, so this seemed appropriate...

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see
    that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

    Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
    that was addressed to "Dad."

    With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
    trembling hands and read the letter.

    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
    had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid
    a scene with Mum and you.

    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
    nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
    piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
    than I am.

    But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
    the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
    whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
    marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

    We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
    other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
    for AIDS so Stacy can get better.

    She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm15 and I know how to
    take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
    that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love Your Son John

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true.
    I'm over at Tommy's house.
    I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
    life than the report card That's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you.......call me when it's safe to come home!
  2. Hhaha that is sweet, ill be using that for sure

    **but change report card for court summons :D
  3. aahhahaha that was great