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At last a quality chain letter

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Goose, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. Subject : A QUALITY chain letter......

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    At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
    Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

    INSTRUCTIONS.

    Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
    receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
    0.5 Miss Worlds
    2.5 Models
    463 Wild nymphos
    3,234 Good-looking nymphos
    20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
    40,198 Bi-sexual women.
    In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier,less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
    And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

    DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

    One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original woman back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been
    living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
    While I am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

    YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
    This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate ......... send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
     
  2. I just realised that mouth posted this about 2 months ago :oops: dammit. So I'd better put in a replacement or 2.

    1. Micheal jackson standing on the beach. A woman says... "excuse me, you're in my son!"

    Bom Bom!!

    2. Why does micheal jackson like twentyfive year olds? Because theres 20 of them

    Bom Bom!!

    Heard them all before i know :D