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Asian man emergency call. *title changed*

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by siwanut, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
    Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
    Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

    Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
    It's urgent.
    Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to
    anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

    Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
    brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan
    got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

    Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was
    sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent
    matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

    Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
    Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your
  2. Heeeeey I’m Chinese and I don’t speak like that :shock:

  3. my apologies, title has been changed lol

    here some won ton Pho you =P

  4. Why not? are you racist? :grin:
  5. I like flied lice!
  6. Be careful teaching your dog to sit :grin:
  7. Hahah


    "Gewd boi!"

    "now do Pork roll!"