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Are you the father of.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by smack, Jul 7, 2005.

  1. A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.

    He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.

    Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

    The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "

    Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!

    He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

    "No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"
  2. Very good
    Proving that it's sometimes best to keep quiet.
    Or, as my dad used to say, "It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
  3. Yeah... but if the kid hears about it, he can get free lunch telling that story for years!!!!!!

    ..... Then my dad said..... .... he reckons Miss nearly filled her pants....

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: That was funny . But it would have you thinking . I still wonder to this day if i have any out there :shock: .