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Are you normal?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by farawayman, Apr 20, 2005.

  1. It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself
    from time to time. This little test should do it.





    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
    asked the Director which is the criteria that
    defines a patient to be institutionalized.
    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
    we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket
    to the patient and ask the patient to empty
    the bathtub."





    Okay, here's your test:

    1. Would you use the spoon?

    or

    2. Would you use the teacup?

    or

    3. Would you use the bucket?





    SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE NORMAL ANSWER -- AFTER
    you have made your choice.

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A
    normal person would choose
    the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."







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    "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person
    would pull the plug."



    So how did ya do?

    :p
     
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  2. This is supposed to be a true story , it happened (well they said it did ) up at bendigo mental health ward

    a bloke parked out in the street in front of the psych unit , when he came out in the morning someone had pinched his left rear wheel and wheel nuts .
    he had a spare but not the wheel nuts , he was going to call a tow truck when one of the patients gave him the solution to his problem .
    do you know what it is ?




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    Remove one nut of each other tyre and secure your spare then drive to a tyre store and purchase 4 more nuts .
     
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  3. Looks like I'm off to the institution, I used the bucket...:LOL:...but then I always knew I was on the wrong side of daft.
     
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  4. I was thinking spoon, just because you could get the last drops of water out with it.

    -Not all "tubs" have a plug :)
     
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  5. I was thinking of weeing into the bath tub and running off yelling "ha ha suckers!" but I'm normal in my own way

























    . And I did think to myself "what about a plug?" but that's too uncool to say :D
     
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  6. i thought , tea spoon to pull the plug out
     
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  7. Just go for a ride untill all water from the tub evaporates!!! :LOL:
     
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  8. We have a winner! :)
     
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  9. 8) :D That's what I would do anyway!!
     
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  10. smash the teacup in the doctors face. drown the doctor in the tub, take his keys and escape.

    should there be those eye scanners from the movies, use the spoon to remove the doctors eyes
    DER
     
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  11. I'm not getting on the P155 with you. you one dangerous maternal intercourser
     
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  12. Hopefully you have a lighter on you so you can boil the water untill it evaporates.
     
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