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Apple do it again!! iTit.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by robsalvv, Nov 17, 2009.

  1. Apple Inc. announced in a press release today that it has has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

    The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

    This is considered a major social engineering breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

  2. Choice. If I had a dollar for every time I was slapped for not listening to a womans boobs...
  3. and to make more money there is the imute function that has to be bought seperately to turn off the whining so you can enjoy your itit. you can also purchase the itites, which gives you extra music storage, battery life and suround sound
  4. So where do the batteries get inserted, and is there a vibrate function as well....