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Anyone need a reason to make love

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pink Angel, Jan 14, 2005.

  1. 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
  2. I never need a reason. I am just quietly greatful!
  3. despite my best efforts, none of these reasons seem to matter when the other half dont feel like it. what is it with women?? always quick to point out the logic when you're about to do something stupid but wont listen to reason when it comes to something as important as this??? :LOL:
  4. All I can say in reply to that is........ not all women are the same :D
  5. Hmmm ..... your place or mine ;-)
  6. Hear hear, well said Brigette :wink:
  7. Leave a woman in a state where the legs dont work and the eyes have rolled back in the head from multiple orgasms and I can personally guaranty you will never have this problem.
  8. i second that,so if anyone out therre knows anyone for me let me know :D
  9. i thinks that not all women are the same as well, what about the men? i know women who have more of a sex drive than the guys they are going out with........

    i means think bout it
  10. Eyes rolled back, huh? Lurk, you sure she wasn't just pished? Or asleep, buddy? I know what you *think* happened, but... :p
  11. Best laugh I have had all day :LOL:
  12. unless, as flipper reminds us...
    You may not need sneakers, but runners might be handy.
  13. Ahhhh, you misunderstood the quote ;)
    The quote actually is in regard to a number of netriders...Trenshadow, Firefling, FalomVTR, CNSTR to name a few, that tend to walk into HQ with the catch phrase "Honey, I'm home" and therefore, if I am "busy" I don't want them walking in yelling those 3 words ;)
  14. And anyway, I don't think Jake would be "putting out" anymore if it meant anything else ;) :p
  15. I don't need any other reason when my girlfriend is the hottest babe on this earth :)
  16. Johnny O, is she sitting next to you at the computer?
  17. What is it with this line?? :?
    I can't think of any thing worse than having my eyes permanently rolled back in my head...reminds me of the exorcist :LOL:
  18. Na, she's probably out riding her bike while I'm stuck at work :-(

  19. Here, here.

    Boys it is a biological fact that men hit their sexual peak at about 16-18 while women hit their sexual peak at 30-35. Plus would not give up being a woman for quids - multiple is the only way to go.