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Anyone need a lawyer?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by VCM, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. In support of a recent Angus and Reid news poll stating that 94% of Americans feel that Lawyers are the dumbest of all professionals.

    Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?â€
    Witness: “No.â€
    Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?â€
    Witness: “No.â€
    Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?â€
    Witness: “No.â€
    Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?â€
    Witness: “No.â€
    Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?â€
    Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.â€
    Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?â€
    Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.â€

    And the doctor should with the “est Sarcastic Comment of the Year†award!