...so I'm doing my first learner bike review, on the Benelli BN302, a 300cc parallel twin. I figure I really need a quick ride on a Ninja 300 so I can get a bit of a feel for how they compare. Like, around the block a couple of times would totally do the trick. I know most of you learner types probably don't know me, so here's a quick introduction. I'm a foul-mouthed, overweight, hairy and slightly malodorous hooligan with a heart of gold. I like long wheelies on the beach and candlelight donuts. I will not ruin your shit or attempt to wheelie your bike unless asked to, and I will be eternally thankful.