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another "true" fairy tale

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Iffracem, Feb 10, 2005.

  1. PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.

    Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

    Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated
    Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

    A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
    town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

    Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

    Side note... Not what you'd call a "long term" solution :roll: