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Another Irish Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by nunya..., Aug 24, 2006.

  1. Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
    section
    and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if
    he
    can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat
    cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard
    box.
    Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
    truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.At the Connor Pass, Gerry
    looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,"Dis looks like a grand
    place."
    He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps
    off
    the cliff.


    Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
    bottom, killing himself stone dead.


    Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
    says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"


    WAIT! THERE'S MORE...




    Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
    shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
    cardboard
    box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,"
    Seamus
    says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then
    throws
    himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.


    Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
    parrot. Seamus continues to plummet own and down until he hits the
    bottom
    and breaks every bone in his body.


    Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
    parrotshooting
    either!"


    OH NO, IT IS NOT OVER YET...


    Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
    appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box
    out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its
    legs
    and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he
    hits
    a rock and breaks his spine.


    Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
    with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...and now Sean and
    his
    fook'n hengliding!"
     
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