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Another blonde...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Rokster, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. Guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello!

    He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?"

    To which she replies "I think you are the father of one of my kids."

    Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,while your partner

    Whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?".

    She said "no, I'm your son's maths teacher."
  2. I didn't know that blondes could be math teacher. :shock: I am only joking.