There were three women at their gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top," the first woman replied. "You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top," was the reply. "You will have a baby girl," said the doctor. With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. "What's the matter?" asked the doctor. The blonde replied, "Oh no! Am I going to have puppies?