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Another Blonde joke...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Milos, Jul 25, 2005.

  1. A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
    flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
    The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
    "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
    "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken
    to the San Diego Zoo.

    They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
    I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
    "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered
    into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
    Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking
    down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
    "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to
    take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
    "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left over---so
    now we're going to Sea World.
  2. Milos, I'm sorry to tell you but that one got a run in the Friday funnies last weekend. Doesn't stop it from being funny, though.
  3. Hey, that's cool, I missed that one. I had to do some work at work on friday for a change :)
  4. damn!!!