So I was filtering through the harbor tunnel in a fairly relaxed manner this morning. "Filter filter filter filter filter filter bus" my mind went. The bus and BMW gap was way too small not even close. We are talking less than handle bar gap. So I sat in the gap waiting for an opportunity. Then I hear a "rev rev rev rev" behind me. So I moved over and kicked the impatient motard past. I thought he'd probably go through the gap when it widened out a little before me. No he decides he is going to go straight through the gap. Now I learnt in preschool that if you try to fit a shape into a hole that is too small it doesn't work. He obviously missed that lesson. He hits the bus. Rebounds into the BMW mirror, smashes it. Several fish tails nearly going underneath a few cars then speeds off. The BMW is fuming and blocking me off so I decided to wait a little before tempting fate. What a motard.